Prophecies

On Gia, there lives a man who is the Prophet. He has many visions about many things. The Interplanetary Governing Body (IPGB) takes a strong interest to these prophecies, and we have listed the main prophecies that will affect our solar system.    

As has been proven in the past, prophecies are not always true to the exact word, and may take millions of years to occur from the time that the prophet visualizes them.       

The IPGB is only allowed to publish certain prophecies due to public safety. If you see anything that you think may be related to any of these prophecies please don't hesitate to contact us- public safety may be at risk. 
Here are the prophecies that we can announce to the public:

The Anti-Ginger

A long time ago science uncovered what happens when a Ginger Nexian mates with a human being. It has been described as a horrible procedure that ends with marshmallow like substance. Below are the steps to an ANTI-GINGER!
  1. ​A Ginger Nexian and a Human meet.
  2. A Ginger Nexian and a Human have sexual intercourse.
  3. A Ginger Nexian impregnates the Human.
  4. The Human spends months of her life believing this will be a normal birth.
  5. The Human begins to experience a temperature and stomach pains.
  6. The Human, a few days before the birth, will have a temperature that skyrockets.
  7. On the day of birth the baby will burn the Human from the inside out and her stomach will peel off like the burnt layer            of a marshmallow.
  8. The baby crawls out of the Human's stomach and an ANTI-GINGER is born. He is destructive and kills anything and everything, particularly the Gingernexians.
​The world has been warned that one day there will be an ANTI-GINGER that cannot be stopped...
​This is one marshmallow that cannot be sugar coated...it is dangerous and must be stopped from ever happening...

Gia Will Fall

It has been foretold that one day Gia WILL fall. It has been seen that there will be a flash then a large dust cloud that will flood the streets with ash and an additional gas. Those caught in it will be the lucky ones for the others left over will burn. There will be another flash that will light up the gas and destroy everything!

Evil Steve will rise

The Prophet has had a prophecy showing the rise of Evil Steve. It shows him making a speach infront of a crowd of Steves, who are all cheering him. 
This prophecy, although worrying, is not 100% accurate. It could simply be a set up, or the crowd could acctualy be an angry mob. The Prophet can only see certain things, and not all that he sees comes out the way that he saw.