SRC Inventions & Discoveries
The SRC has made many major scientific breakthroughs and produced many products. Most of them can be mass produced and sold, but some of them (like the weapons) are too dangerous for the general public.
Weapons
Anti-Steve Blaster - The Anti-Steve Blaster is a powerful double barrelled pistol. It shoots small capsules containing Anti-Steve particles that react with, and destroy, almost anything. However, due to its reactivity, Anti-Steve is very difficult to measure and contain. Every capsule contains a different volume of Anti-Steve particles and yields different results.
Super-Steve Staff - Is it weird that a scientific organisation has produced a magical weapon? Well, it's not technically magical, but that doesn't matter. The Super-Steve Staff was crafted from Steve wood and had the power of the Super-Steve infused into it.
Steve Sword - With a blade of pure Steveium, the Steve Sword is very strong and can cut through most armours if used with enough strength.
Steve Grenade - Steves have the potential to be explosive, which is why the SRC can produce hand-grenades from them. They come in standard and nuclear varieties.
Anti-Life Gun - As opposed to the Anti-Steve blaster, this gun does no physical damage to anything. It fires anti-life energy which removes life energy, similar to how antimatter removes matter. If this gun hits you with an amount of anti-life energy equal to the amount of life energy you have, you will die. You can't be wounded by this gun, by you certainly can be killed.
Super-Steve Staff - Is it weird that a scientific organisation has produced a magical weapon? Well, it's not technically magical, but that doesn't matter. The Super-Steve Staff was crafted from Steve wood and had the power of the Super-Steve infused into it.
Steve Sword - With a blade of pure Steveium, the Steve Sword is very strong and can cut through most armours if used with enough strength.
Steve Grenade - Steves have the potential to be explosive, which is why the SRC can produce hand-grenades from them. They come in standard and nuclear varieties.
Anti-Life Gun - As opposed to the Anti-Steve blaster, this gun does no physical damage to anything. It fires anti-life energy which removes life energy, similar to how antimatter removes matter. If this gun hits you with an amount of anti-life energy equal to the amount of life energy you have, you will die. You can't be wounded by this gun, by you certainly can be killed.
Medical
The Steve Pill - The way this pill works is a bit confusing. It can cure most illnesses (even the common cold), but one of its possible side-effects is death. However, the side-effects can be stopped by taking another Steve pill. Unfortunately the Steve pill causes you to become immune to the effects of the Steve pill. It also has to be swallowed whole, which is a problem since it has a diameter of 15cm and a length of 40cm. If you can manage to swallow it, you're either cured of your illness or dead.
The Life Chamber - Whoever enters this chamber will become temporarily immortal whilst they're inside. The room is continually filled with life energy that prevents any living thing from dying. This can be very useful for medical practices like surgery, because there is no chance of the patient dying during the operation. Unfortunately, it is incredibly expensive to build and maintain, which is why there are currently only two in existence: one in the Steveology Research Lab and the other in the main medical centre on GN-2.
The Life Chamber - Whoever enters this chamber will become temporarily immortal whilst they're inside. The room is continually filled with life energy that prevents any living thing from dying. This can be very useful for medical practices like surgery, because there is no chance of the patient dying during the operation. Unfortunately, it is incredibly expensive to build and maintain, which is why there are currently only two in existence: one in the Steveology Research Lab and the other in the main medical centre on GN-2.
Food
Steve Paste Pie - By extracting the paste from some Steves, a delicious pie can be made. However, if the pie is undercooked it can make you high. Not high like drugs make you high, but your sight changes so that you're looking down on yourself from above. Everything else is the same, you just see differently. The SRC currently has no explanation for how this happens.
Steve Kebab - These aren't easy to make. The meat is taken from a Steve and prepared like any other kebab; the real difficulty is in the cooking. In order to make them the best kebabs you'll ever taste they need to be cooked on an inter-dimensional barbecue. The energy from the barbecue enhances the flavour and cooks the kebab perfectly.
Steve Kebab - These aren't easy to make. The meat is taken from a Steve and prepared like any other kebab; the real difficulty is in the cooking. In order to make them the best kebabs you'll ever taste they need to be cooked on an inter-dimensional barbecue. The energy from the barbecue enhances the flavour and cooks the kebab perfectly.
Materials
Steve Wood - Even though it doesn't come from a tree, it can only be described as a type of wood. It comes from the skeleton of a Steve and behaves in a similar way to regular wood. It's not particularly strong but, like all Steve materials, it has the potential to hold energy. For this reason, it was used to create the Super-Steve staff.
Steveium - One of the strongest and toughest metals in the solar system. It is resistant to nearly all forms of radiation and can store energy.
Steveium - One of the strongest and toughest metals in the solar system. It is resistant to nearly all forms of radiation and can store energy.
Other
The Anti-Life Device - All living things have life energy; without it they would cease to be alive. The anti-life device releases anti-life energy, which removes life energy and causes death in any living thing. It exists as a sort of ultimate fail safe, because it has the capability to wipe out all life in the universe, including other dimensions, almost instantly. Although, it was originally intended to just be proof of concept for the anti-life gun.
Hyperdimensional Transplacement - Inter-dimensional travel is vital to the SRC, and hyperdimensional transplacement is what makes it possible. Using Steve technology, dimensional energy is harnessed and used to shift atoms from one dimension to another. The same principal can also be used to open portals and for teleportation.
Hyperdimensional Transplacement - Inter-dimensional travel is vital to the SRC, and hyperdimensional transplacement is what makes it possible. Using Steve technology, dimensional energy is harnessed and used to shift atoms from one dimension to another. The same principal can also be used to open portals and for teleportation.